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This isn't a fucking chocolate factory.
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Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college.
- You monster! - Whoa. Bad tour.
and the best ice cream in the multiverse!
I am currently constructing a security measure
That just sounds like "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" with extra steps
Nobody's better than me!
I hope your God is as big a dick as you.
in exchange for money, which they then--
That's slavery.
...five--
beueuei? what do you want ksjsjsjsjb? feed the betrayalryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal! betrayal! bejejdj ddbejdidokunxe! thank you beeieudu kekebb! you're welcome beeyetsisjdj bwieuddiwodidk!
so fucked up it's funny #rick&morty
Rick, our alien friend.
Would you like to go to dinner with--
Isour wallet in your ship?
Daddy?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
When a cook in the kitchen thinks he can outcook you. But your Chef Chad
"Whoa, this is unexpected.
and charge my phone and stuff.
To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army,
All right, I get it.
I call it a miniverse.
He's psychotic!
Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back!
No.
There's always cough syrup you fucking cocksucker
R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source.
You were right, Morty--
I then introduced the people of this world
You know, one time, Rick sh-- accidentally shot