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Oh, God. I can't feel my legs.
I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!
T-t-this is like a whole p-planet or something.
How do you know about that? It's top secret.
a better place for all, no matter how many legs.
No, stop! Don't kill him!
That's correct. We've evolved.
Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine.
And I said, "The battery"?
Hey, wait-- huh? I don't get it.
It's a prehistoric planet, Morty.
Well that just sounds like mine With extra steps
You're my battery, motherfucker.
ME
That's you. That's how you talk.
. .
Thank y-o-o-ou.
20 terawatts of juice up to the engine, Morty.
Ow!
All of you have loved ones.
Confirmed.
from this day forward, human- and spiderkind will live
No, no, no, blow me.
Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe.
You may have created this universe, Rick, but I live in it.
because I was working on my universe.
- Morty, hop on my back. - Why?
Wh-wh-why are you making that face?
Dog! You saved my life! You ate my veronica... Oh. Well, hi, Dog. Welcome to Veronica's stomach. He ate us. Yeah, well, you ate veronica first!
Leave the car alone.
Your boobs are all hanging about,