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Francine, how can this be true? What the hell's wrong with me?
Oh, God. I pooed.
Okay, I'll give you that, but look at the vagina.
- Stan. Stan, you okay? - Atheist!
...but I've just never seen any reason to believe God exists.
Dear Lord, I know this is all my fault. I was intolerant.
- Or whatever. - What do you mean?
Is that a spell?
Am I a loser? Because I don't have any friends.
#δ #ύ #λ #Γ
You. You put him up to this?
Sad magic.
Exactly. They've turned us into a nation of wimpy...
She'll reject me, but for the rest of my life...
I am awesome!
And we're both godless heathens. Wait, that's just you!
He's been working steadily for 46 years. No lull. No lull!
You would be pissed if I forgot to give you this magic wand.
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ah, Deuteronomy.
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria Ah, Deuteronomy.
...who was also qualified to ride a motorcycle.
Look, I'm sorry, Stan...