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I'm celibate.
And where I am now is so much better than sex.
- Three years ago? - Three years. I can live with that.
- Yeah. - Nope.
- Never mind. - What, think I'll ever go off it?
I practice "parmacharia," Tantric celibacy.
We were in different places and l...
Well, three months is not normal for me.
where the shame of this won't follow me.
He didn't have a prayer.
Now imagine a three-year foreplay...
- Prozac. - Yeah. I used to be such a mess.
I'm exhausted.
Pure Mr. Big obsession.
- Look, it's still... - Hard.
I wasn't going to tell you this, but...
I always feel so amazing after yoga.
Vaikka Lelutusta jos ei muuta!
are a way to block our spiritual hunger...
He's perfect, perfect, perfect, and I'm the girl who farts.
is gonna make it all the more special for us now.
After all, she'd come this far.
and I'm terrified that's he's gonna leave me because I'm not perfect.
- Maybe too comfortable. - What do you mean?
Miranda went to get a movie and another pound of Gummy Bears.
- Actually, I hardly miss it. - How long has it been?