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mach's wie Samantha
- No one calls it flow. - My grandmother did.
Maybe I'm sabotaging the relationship so I don't have to actually be happy.
- The perfect guy. - Yes and he's coming back, so...
for over-the-hill losers to ask out hot women like her?
And he's using a baby as a Band-Aid for everything that's wrong with us.
That night I couldn't stop thinking about time.
He told him to stop the meter.
Base.
and turn off the lights before you come to bed.
Half a joint, three thrusts, finito.
I have an early meeting. But thanks, I had a lovely time. Really.
- You're very persistent. - I wanna tell you something.
You're in love with the expensive watch he gave you.
open 24 hours.
It's like he's a kid and I end up nagging him all the time.
And ps, the fabulous girl is rumored to be easy.
Was every second of our lives controlled by fate?
I wasn't feeling well last night...
- What's the party for? - This new magazine, "Gab".
He's home. I didn't wanna subject him to the slimy media leeches.
And just when I thought I was safe...
Since when is it acceptable
Maybe the problem is me.
I bought a back pillow on line and ended up with catalogues for trusses.
- We should do it. Have a baby. - Yeah, right.
Later we did brunch and bathroom at Time cafe.
And that he's smitten. Look, it's inscribed.
- Boo. - Jesus.