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- Sid Fields? - What the hell is it?
Are you out of your mind?
It could all be over. I mean, you're not stupid.
I'm not afraid of dying. I never think about it.
What the hell's the point?
I don't know, Jerry. Something's missing.
But, Mr. Cantwell, you owe me for the soup.
What are you talking about?
...this old guy I was visiting today was throwing away.
My life is too short to waste on you.
...kind of pushing the envelope there.
The forbidden pleasure.
What's the point?
Well, do you wanna go out and go for a walk, get a cup of coffee?
Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.
It's my goitre, isn't it?
Here. Look.
That's where you hear the truth.
Gandhi?
The thing about old people...
I Listen To This For 15 Minutes, I'm On Top Of The World
I'm a United States postal worker.
Buncha morons!
I have friends that would really love to have these.
What were his teeth doing in the garbage disposal?
- Mr. Fields? - What?
Hey, that guy can't even go to the bathroom in South America.
- He said, Yeah. - The coot's sitting...
I don't know what I'm gonna do. I can't look the woman in the face.
They really should mention that in the breakdown. Height. Weight. Goitre.
Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...
You should have seen the albums...
Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5...
- Mrs. Oliver? - Yes, my dear?
My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter.
- Well, that sounds like a lot of fun. - Yes, and...
The alternative media.
Of course.
- Volunteer work? - What are you gonna do down there?
The line's busy. He must be home.