HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
My ass, she doesn't speak English.
That's the garbage disposal.
I'm grateful for every moment I have.
Well you've only got another 50 years or so and it'll all be over
And eventually people say things about you, like:
My teeth. My teeth!
i believe that's what you do with garbage you idiot
The agency? What agency? The CIA?
He's biting me!
Can't walk down the street in South America.
- ... fascinating. - ... I began my affair with Mohandas.
Why were you taking him to the dentist?
Why is that? - Because the tickets never stop!
Life's too short to waste on you.
What kind of a person are you?
Hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. The agency sent me.
I hate my guy.
Don't you have a brain?
I LOATHE YOU!
- Where do you get this? - The alternative media, Jerry.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF CRAP.
I wanna dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body!
Rare surfing injury
- I find you extremely ugly. - I find you extremely ugly.