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When I Like Them, They Don't Like Me. When They like Me, I don't like them.
When i like them
Well, turn the light on.
I just remembered I got an appointment to get my tonsils out.
Me
Listen to Coffin storm?
You're throwing Jeff McNeil out?
- What? - It's a con.
Or they're bunco artists.
Wait a second. Where are you going?
Seventy-five or six or something for women.
- ... with senior citizens. - Really?
Except the car. The older they get, the bigger their car gets.
Of course.
- What happened? - Five dollars.
Know what I mean? They don't turn side to side.
...and it's supposed to make them feel good.
There's a void, Robert. There's a void.
I got fixed up last week.
Come on, I'm in here. Come on.
Take his records?
...and when they like you, you don't like them.
Yellow Rice
Oh, you don't know what you want.
Good. Okay. Well, it's all set. I start tomorrow.
His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.
I know.
you emit a foul and unpleasant odor
I wanna dip my bald head in hot sauc and rub it all over your body!
She thinks she's gonna turn me into a zombie...
You think we'll make it to that age?
...what you're talking about anymore?
This football-shaped lump jutting out the side of my neck.
You don't understand because you don't speak English.
WELL, WHAT’S ALL THIS STUFF? TRASH. GARBAGE
.
Buncha morons!
Well, here's your albums.
Al Jolson. What the hell do I care about Al Jolson?
Bunch of morons.