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Bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.
Buncha morons!
All right, all right, all right.
Hello, Newman.
He Can't walk down the street in South America.
- Downtown. - All right.
...Jack.
Sinatra, Duke Ellington, Al Jolson, Benny Goodman.
I think old people should be allowed to drive their age.
- I am gonna help somebody, damn it. - What about you?
That's what I do with him.
I guess I just don't care.
These agencies are usually a front for some money-laundering scheme.
.. kind of pushing the envelope there Thomas
...would you mind changing my diaper?
They just go, I'm old. I've been waiting a long time.
The alternative media, Jerry!
Hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. The agency sent me.
It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago...
Well, I guess you owe me for the soup.
All I'll do is keep thinking about it till it drives me insane.
We were getting along real good...
When i like them, they don't like me. When they don't like me, I don't like them
Yeah, how about a mute?
Wait, wait, wait. Sergio Mendes has a cult following.
Are you so completely senile that you don't even know what you're talking about anymore?
MY FATHER'S RECORDS?!
- You don't? - No.
When you know that any second, poof, bammo, it could all be over! I mean, you're not stupid.
Kramer! Where are you? Kramer!
Good. Thank God. Good riddance.
I’m like you.. only successful
If you're 80, do 80.
Newman and I are going partners, selling used records.
I'm backing it out.You know? I'm coming back.