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Thank you.
Where you gonna meet a mute?
I'm not afraid to die, and I never think about it.
How do you get fired from a volunteer job?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where's the old man?
There's a void, Jerry. There's a void.
You know, the average life span for an American male is, like, 72.
How can you sit there and look at me in the eye and tell me that you're not worried?
In fact, it's very distinctive. You know?
This football-shaped lump jutting out the side of my neck
George and I just signed up with the senior citizens volunteer agency.
...you'd see a long view of rolling pastures and...
You omit a foul and unpleasant odor.
Really? You don't want any of this?
- I'll make you. - Wait a minute. Wait! Wait!
I think I'm pretty much like you.
How can you be grateful when you're so close to the end?
He used to dip his bald head in oil...
We...
- I wish I could quit. - So quit.
I come from a long line of quitters.
Well, if I wanted it, I wouldn't be throwing it away, would I, Einstein?
What were they doing in the apartment?
And then once they get out there they drive so slowly.
My father was a hater. My grandfather was a hater.
I think about it at my age.
No, Mr. Fields. Look. Really. I'm- Here's my ident-
Well, we’ve only got about another 50 years or so to go, and it’ll all be over…
Yeah, a real brouhaha.