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- Don't tell me to calm down. - Please-
You know, their bodies get smaller. They move into smaller places.
Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.
Look, that's his problem, all right? Now, you don't like it? Too bad.
Don't you have a brain?
Senegal?
Well, I wasn't born yesterday.
Well, what do you got? You know, you got Don Ho Live In Hono/u/u.
- So how do you feel? - Oh, I feel great for 85.
Then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publishers Clearing House day!
- Why, you little- - Wait, wait, Mr. Fields.
- What's the trouble? Are you all right? - Yeah.
I am gonna help somebody, damn it.
I'll give you 5 bucks.
I loathe you. - I loathe you
Helping people.
- I want all of you bums out of here. - Calm down-
Hello Reiderson!
Really.
- A piece of crap. - A piece of crap.
I wanna dip my bald head in oil... and rub it all over your body.
Really?
So, what's up, diggety-dog?
- Come on. - We'll be back...
Are you so completely senile you don't even know...
Boy, I think about it a lot.
Fields. Sidney Fields.
What, do you break it in with her then you try it out on me?
Well, you've only got another 50 years or so to go and it'll all be over.
Hey he Can't walk down the street in South America
- You don't speak any English? - No English.
You're throwing this out?
You'd think that they'd mention that before they sent you over there.