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Watch out. I'm coming,you know. And you've gotta watch out for them.
Well, the line's busy now.
- Then all the records broke. - The records? My father's records?
How do you get fired from a volunteer job?
Why I’m single
But no, no. I didn't get any goitre information.
Well, there's gotta be more to life than this.
You gonna kill an old man, you coward?
...you take them out for a walk and you get a cup of coffee...
- Get you going, right there. - ... and very big Brahman cows and...
Oh, by the way, this woman almost has a second head.
Only successful.
Tries to hypnotize me.
- ... on a mountain of gold. - Yeah.
You can read the handwriting on the wall.
Can't walk down the street in South America.
I would like oil on my scalp please
- Good luck. - Thank you.
I loathe you
Are you gonna kill me? I'm an old man, for crying out loud.
Imagine how much I'll be thinking about it at your age.
Looked like a football.
We took the records over to Ron's, and he tried to screw us...
I guess I just don't care.
- What did you do? - Well, we get to talking...
I wanna dip my bald head in hot sauce and rub it all over your body!
The strange thing is, I mean, I haven't even met the woman yet.
I come from a long line of haters.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
Yeah, I'm a great quitter.
That goitre.
Why is that? - Because the party never stops.
Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm quitting.
You bring me something decent, I'll give you some money.
Oh, that's too bad.
Don't you have any idea? Don't you have any sense?
...life expectancy was 30.
You know, you try to do some good.
Every when you know that any second, poof, bammo, it could all be over! I mean, you're not stupid.
And you got Sergio Mendes. Now, come on!
You should see a psychiatrist.
You have to get them. I'm not carrying them.
...and as it turns out, the woman knew Gandhi.