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Because you're terrible at keeping secrets.
I like your house better.
'Cause the doctor says that's where I'm headed.
It's gonna make me cry.
I'm glad I reconnected with my dad after all these years.
He was a sales manager at Ronzoni.
and he just e-mailed me to say he's coming tomorrow.
Hey, everybody!
Father's Day.
So now, since I switched to disposable catheters,
Ah, suit yourself. But I gotta go.
Fortune Cookie says... "Leave big tip or I'm coming for you"
You know what? This is over!
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
Gonna be home all day, especially at 11:30 a.m.?
Yeah, that's a good idea, Peter.
That's fucking crazy many!
You're my son!
is about to change.
I'm at peace with being short.
Wow, you need a road map for that one.
Thanks for the ride-along.
Oliver Nipple-Twist.
Then he'll be on a plane tomorrow and I can go home.
His breath is very moist, Peter.
Peter.
Oh, and now that I'm inside the barrel,
You kind of remind me of Tom Cruise.
Maybe buy a garage and fill it with hockey equipment."
How could I, Dad?
how juliet expected the nurse to return after delivering the message to romeo
Now we just go rooting around for bargains at the mall.
and neither one cared for me as much as Bud does.
Full throttle, man. Pow!
I've had enough of this peeing around! It was Jeffy!
but you got a perfectly good dad.
I love you, too, Dad. I love you, too, Dad.
Huh.
Well, he's right next door.
"I'm Dad."
You've been hanging out with Tom Cruise?
But relax.
NO WAY!!!!
You're the last one to get wet when it rains?
Yo bitch get the fuck in Or I’m going to kill you
I'm pretty good, too.
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪