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Joe, go over there
Just get him one of them Father's Day cards
Hey, Joe, uh, just one question:
and let him fake-father a child.
I can't be short!
You'll feel like you're discovering a new world.
When yo remember yo girl left you :) screw you dip shit
That's crazy mang!
with something better than the horse.
Five-foot-one?!
Like when I was an OB/GYN.
My dad doesn't know I'm handicapped.
When you last minute shop:
Um... "or"?
Who's following you?
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
That breath will catch you!
so I'm no longer comfortable hanging out with someone
Hey, what are you doing home so early?
Afraid that, if it did happen,
You spend the day with me,
Well, we learned in medical school
Oh, okay.
♪ Now because you wear ♪
Yes, Dad.
I can't do that.
That's wonderful news!
I'm sorry, Joe.
Peter, that'll never work.
In fact, we've been having a great time!
We don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl.
Your dad got me super clean in the tub.
Your son is a guy in a wheelchair.
Every year, I used to take my dad to the horse track.
Screw off, Peter!
Hey, Joe, you know, come to think of it,
who just does karate in the mirror.
I am on it!
At this point, we're gonna have to start
and he is the one who has to look at it all night.