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I still have nightmares about your cheeks, Turk.
And the only reason we're still together is because
See, your last name's Reid, so it works two ways.
Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self-Sabotaging."
What question?
and you can't find an underlying cause, his insurance won't cover him.
and I know this sounds weird, but Ju Ju Bes.
- What smells like eggs? - Nothing, sir. You're imagining it.
- You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore.
She arranged it so that when I came home from class
I had knocked up a girl on our first date.
careening toward a kiss.
Just bouncing and bouncing...
Just had to do the phone bit, didn't you?
You know how my college girlfriend Stacy broke up with me?
Elliot, just get the hell out of here!
Great.
and before you could get to know her, she betrayed you.
The man I met was sweet, but I had no idea how sweet.
Aw, can't Pig-Whore read?
But you know what? I'm done with all that.
- No. - Oh...
Please, call me Joe.
I don't want to marry him.
Hey, be cool. Be cool, man. I'm working on it. Okay?
Oh, my God. I can't believe I have to do this again.