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Yeah, but I'm a recovering alcoholic, so...
I'll do anything to make it up to you.
Sure.
If you don't like losing at cribbage, stay out of my place.
Uh, we didn't order that.
We have to do something to save that marriage.
I see you are ready for the Civil War reenactment.
Is there something you want to tell me?
Go ahead.
Are you sure you don't want to take him back?
Before you measure my syrup levels, I must talk to you.
And here's proof.
Oh.
Okay. This isn't easy, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I don't know which part of that sentence to correct first.
One drink won't hurt.
That was a wonderful day for us.
Oh, Apu, scratch and win!
The face of divorce is not as beautiful as I had hoped.
Hey, you're right.
I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.
Oh. Well, when Homer does something wrong,
"Number three, get cartoon published in New Yorker.
I have known we were meant to be together
canoodling like junkyard rabbits!
No, no! I'll let you win. I'll let you win.
but he won't move, so we'll do it here.
With the stepping and the squishing and the webs made of nylon.
the only kind of pain a man can understand.