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Kind of. Yeah.
Make him trot.
We didn't say that that was okay.
I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl-fag.
Fingers off the device, sir. Now.
♪ That you speak of? ♪
Ah, good point. I can do that.
Okay, see, yeah.
See you inside.
for the eight millionth time
- Hi. - Hey.
I'm curious how you figured
Yeah. Damn straight. I am a kick-ass nurturer.
And I just love fried dough,
Hot enough for you?
You're... you're a chick?
Uh, vodka soda, yeah?
Move on.
Ooh. Your next hit-it-and-quit-it?
And we fight dirty.
He's good to you and babies.
Work in the IT Department at Macy's.
No, I was jumping a fence.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
I'm not doing it to you.
at Turow Elementary,
And I was getting paid for it.
I sure as shit hope so.
I got to take Liam to day care,
Nearly burst into tears.
- He sold Lana. - Not till puberty.
Hey.
I'll tell you what... From now on,
And there's a couple new places on Halstead you might dig.
talking like they give a shit.
Addicts and thieves
Snagged you an application.
We'll invent bullshit drink names for the booze
Ugh!
Donut Prince is hiring.
but I draw the line at white supremacy.
And we can dress like flappers and Mob guys.
Can you lend me, like, six cases of beer
Isn't that for getting, like, passports or something?
You want to destroy shit,
In America,
or do I have to do it for you?
You got to get on that.
You're always gonna want to go ahead and use purified water.
They're gonna start the demolition at midnight.
Are my spouses ready for punishment?
Thank God! Oh, you...
Well, two hours and 20 quarters later,
Wow.
Just add it to my tab.
I need to borrow your printer.
Damn, baby. I hate to say this,
Sorry. It's just...
I have job. I am kept woman.
You learn how to be a man.
Days? Nights? Weekends? I need someone flexible.
Also, I am drunk.
Uh, it's been a while. It's nice to get out.
from places where fantasy sports are illegal
So you don't have a dick?
Hey Cynder What Are You Watching? - Hellrasier 3 Hell On Earth
Anything serious?
I don't need to be kept. I'm a strong woman.
Okay, so...
We didn't expect our unit to get stolen.
Uh, no. It's... it's real sports, but fake teams.
We weren't thinking straight.
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
He makes money for your bar and watches kids.
Yeah, and if customers get pissed, ask them what they want
Ignore her.
- Nice to meet you. - I'll show you around.
we take the food off the knife