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Oh, come on! You can come up with $5000.
I mean, I feel like I've had two lives.
Then you come in. Why don't you loan her 5000?
I've never been able to be with just one person.
Is that right?
There are so few true heroes left in this world.
I have to pretend I'm disappointed.
It could get a little uncomfortable.
- Get out of here. - Well, let me think about it.
- Who would pay that much? - He's in the music business.
No move.
- How could you do that? - Because I'm an idiot.
- I can't decide. - Jumping up and down?
You have no idea what an idiot is.
I tell you, it's one thing after another.
- I wouldn't quite say that. - Really?
Okay.
Now he says that if your friend has $5000, we'll give it to her.
The problem with talking is nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing.
Loan her the money. You can afford it.
- They all saw me walk out. - Two minutes.
You got me an apartment in the building?
Hey, everybody, here come the runners.
Oh, hi.
Tom Brady is the Costanza of the NFL