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Don't answer. It's just that Brian's been so distant lately,
I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower.
I don't even have a job. Well, you better get one.
...seats.
Okay, so just normal penguin stuff now.
Wait, what are you talking about? The whole point of what?
Oh, no! I slammed it too hard, and the house is gonna squash me!
* Lucky there's a family guy *
"Get rid of it"? You know, why don't you just say it?
But I used carrots and celery.
Okay, so...
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Why are you so obsessed with circumcision?
to spend time together until they had Susie.
What is that? I smell pee.
"Wait until they get a load of me," said the Joker.
Cats. Yes, cats. Good.
Do you even have a placenta?
riiiight...
I guess we were trying too hard.
Uh, 13? 14?
No? My turn again?
* La, ah, ah, ah. *
* You give love... *
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
You better get on board with this.
Sorry, sorry. Just finishing right now.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
* I'm a woman in love *
Go push your buttons. My husband'll kick your ass.
How old are you? You look like you're 40,
Oh, hey, Bri. Hey, you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza?
All right, you have a good day.
It's like my body is just craving red meat.
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