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Anyway, gotta go kidnap a Greek guy.
- Oh, no. Not again. - Stay right there. I'm coming, Mama.
Get out! Go back to your world!
Fig Can Go Sledding! Or Play Snowballs! Or Play With The Snow Monster! Fig Can Do Anything In The Snow! (*Sobs*) Uh Oh! Monster Meltdown! Oh Fig
- Betty! - Oh, that's so strange.
Every guy she goes out with dumps her on the third date.
Now, who does Betty know me as?
Yeah. About the possibility of switching from cable to dish.
I'm just trying- Fuck you!
She's my mommy!
What better way to get it than by constantly being dumped?
- Oh, my God! - Yeah. Well, I'll let you go.
You knew there was a cure for ich.
I hope it does too, Mama.
Horny, I'm home. L- I mean, honey, I'm horny.
#5509
- Where's my mom and Hercules? - Mmm, mmm!
There, there, Mama. You don't need him.
You have a woman who loves you.
I hope this one sticks.
But then she started dating again.
There, there.
That way we can coach her so she doesn't screw things up with Hercules.
Oh, and this is very important. She must be nine months pregnant.
- and I did everything I could to keep her happy. - Oh!
Plus his mother kills men and eats them.
Yeah, Francine. This is the man's mother, for God's sake.
- No. - You see, Stan?
I haven't felt the touch of another human being in six years.
No. It's too soon. Poor woman just had her heart broken.
Right. 'Cause otherwise Betty would recognize us.
I found the blankets! Wow!
So for 35 years you've been killing your mother's dates?