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That's the burglar! Dad staged the whole thing!
- His daughter's music.
You were kidnapped at a boat show.
That was before I knew Dad was a gun-toting maniac.
My dad was paralyzed in a gun accident...
This was my fault.
Thanks, honey. Come on over here and giveyour dad a hug.
- Mm-hmm. - Let's cut to commercial.
Dad, I'd do anything foryou, but this goes against everything I stand for.
I'll just put a silencer on her. Yeah, clever.
Oh, my God!
Early bird gets the worm, huh?
Doc, your fork has magical powers!
I know. If onlywe could get some guns to the Middle East.
We pledge to act with swiftness...
haveyou given any thought to what you want to do with your life?
Whywould I wear a sailor suit to meet my real parents?
Steve, what are you doing?
It's Ted Nugent's Kill 'N Grill.
Well, that's 'cause all the footage was taken beforeyou were adopted.
The, uh, bullet is lodged in your spine...
- Terry. - No, I work hard for my things!
Butyou know what the kids did respond to?
What? You think I'm not attractive enough?
Before we adjourn, let's recite the N.G.A. oath. Hold hands.
#ω #ς #ψ #γ
What do we do, kids?