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so I got you some energy drinks
"The weather has been so weird lately.
Look, I'm sure you guys can work it out.
I've ever heard in my life.
But you are going in for the interview tomorrow?
No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast
Uh, Leslie doesn't know I'm here.
Your name will be Jerry.
No offense, but I'm going slow because I might lose my job.
"So I'll take a beer, too."
No, I threw up in the shower.
But first, I am gonna go throw up in a wastebasket.
Uh-oh.
"Re-elect Jan Cooper. Mayor of Whoreville."
It would be nice to have an office.
Nice.
Snitches get stitches.
I don't know.
I'm so happy to see you.
It's not... Everything isn't your fault all the time.
This is a watershed moment in our relationship,
Tom tries to get off the government teat, and we punish him.
Hello, strange person who I have never met before.
Okay, deep breath.
Why, isn't it Bert Macklin?
I add some sugar and coffee and some other junk,
Can I use a weird voice and try to freak people out?
What? No.
It's about to get cay-razzy.
and the book Freedom by Jonathan Franzen.
Thank you, Dennis.
They come and go so fast.
can lead to deeper intimacy.
Son, you should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee
I actually was on your show once...
do what he say, and you'll be successful
Hanging out, getting food together, done-zo.
Yes, I know. I couldn't get it earlier.