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But, it's just, I already knew
In Canada-- it's very big up there.
Apparently, after child birth,
There is now.
So, um, you're pregnant.
An airplane ticket to Cleveland?
I thought you said he dresses up as Santa.
AC/DC?
I know it's not Canada, but it starts with a "C"
You're coming home with me for Christmas.
My four-inch nipples are going to crack and bleed?!
Take it away from you.
That's irrelevant.
I think of you more like, like my dad.
Though, he keeps the beard.
Here's 20 for picking up a girl with only one word.
Thanks, Mr. E.
Scott!
I'm... Mr. Eriksen.
Ah, cool.
Here, let me just...
Did you really want to be a pole-vaulter?
Do you, do you mind if I call you "son"?
Excuse me.
That's what I'm talking about!