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She is really comin' together.
We extended an invitation to the Jane Addams Academy to perform...
- Can you keep a secret? - Of course.
Tell me about it, stud.
Oh!
# Imagine no possessions #
Yeah. Of course.
# To let them show #
That'd be fantastic. I'd hate to have to go to Figgins about this.
No latch system.
- # No, no # - # I don't think you're ready for this #
Oh...
- Sorry. - Oh. I don't recognize this last one.
I'm sorry about that. Anyways, I have a proposition to make.
# Jayelle, can you handle this #
No, I got it on vibrate. All I am saying is that...
We're nothing but distractions.
Objective achieved. Commence phase two.
Yeah, I want the kids to forget everything I taught them about hairography because...
# They're multiplyin' #
I can't do this anymore. It's time to tell him.
Or a double-knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump.
- Hey, guys. - I thought you were gonna be at the scrapyard all afternoon.
Yeah, yeah. Sure. Oh. Maybe I'll stop by Pep Boys.
Also, baby doll dresses... dead giveaway.
- # Got me lookin' so crazy right now # - # We're crazy #
because we're lucky enough to have better facilities than they do.
Watching you perform is amazing.
# And the world will live as one ##
# But I've made up my mind #
to every other girl at this school if I don't give it up to you every day?
I'm babysitting anyways.
Keep your paws off my man.
Want to see a real, live music video?
# I don't think you're ready for this jelly #
# And that's why I love you #
# Down to here, down to there Down to there #
# Got me lookin' so crazy right now #
a little weird.
Five minutes alone with those little mongrels, and she'll have her tubes tied.
Unless my write-up in Splits! magazine naming me cheerleading coach of the decade...
# I'm not a baby #
# And I don't mean maybe #
- I don't understand. - Look, you should drive over to Jane Addams Academy...
Monday. I-I can't wait to... to see the kids do their numbers.
Oh. That's nice.
but you look like a... sad clown hooker.
Funny. I was just having this conversation...
- Hey, Will? - Yes?
then you got to get Muhammad to bring the mountain down to his house.
These McKinley kids are gonna do fine.
and then they have to hear that McKinley went and invited those bad girls to the school?
- Oh! - Mmm.
Will.
Because the phosphoric acid causes male pattern baldness.