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Boy, you suck.
The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.
Okay, just for the record, we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.
Again, I can read the sign.
That is the sickest thing I have ever heard.
Uh-huh. He called me slugger until I got my first training bra...
- Oh, good morning. - Morning.
You were lucky.
...or a shared delusion of functionality.
You'll have to be more specific.
...the dark matter signal found in sodium-iodide crystals by the Italians.
This is actually gonna happen.
Wanna talk about not getting love from a parent?
I have to urinate.
This you???
You're clearly misremembering. Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful.