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...to satisfy your need for intimacy.
No, I didn't realize it had been so long.
- ...what's new? - You'll have to be more specific.
Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?
She's warm, she's loving, she doesn't glue electrodes to your head...
it's out of order.
No.
I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.
...you're having sex with your mother?
Fellas, please.
I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat Brussels sprouts.
Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you...
I would very much like to read about your sex life.
...which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the...
I mean, my mom could've just said, "Bob, get over it, she's a girl, move on."
It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding, as in real estate...
Both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother...
My apologies.
When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own electrodes.
Oh, my God. What happened?
...his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.
He's referring to an activity he has done before.
- Yeah, sure, I guess. - All right, you start.