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A boy.
It's nice to get out of the house, even if you won't talk to me.
I'm sorry, Kim. This is a big deal for me.
Oh! Speaking of which, I'm throwing you a bachelorette party.
Congratulations. I got a daughter, too.
they're not going to feel a heartbeat.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You get the couch, I get the bed.
because my Grandma Lottie still thinks I'm a virgin,
I just laid on the bed, staring at the door,
Everyone's been told that they have to bring backup outfits.
Damn it!
who are actually allowed to act insane.
Dude, I've done tons of these and, yes, there's a risk.
Yeah, well, that was before I found out he had a kid.
I just want a hotel that's on the beach.
And how much easier life would be for my son if Kim and I were together.
Dude, I know the pain sucks, but it's not gonna kill him.
I'm telling you, he could be playing tennis by the weekend.
Let me phrase my response in the form of a riddle.
No, Kim, I'm sorry.
- Okay, let's make a list. - Sounds great.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Clap, damn it!
J.D., what the hell?