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Just miss the warm weather, you know?
I'm about to get myself a snack.
Well, I'm the boyfriend. Otherwise, what's the point of being the boyfriend.
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
Oh, what do you know? You have no breast-touching experience.
FROM NOW ON, WHEN YOU RENAME YOUR TEAM MAKE IT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY, & END IT!
Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second...
Okay.
All right. Maybe it is, but listen, I gotta get ready...
Great Lakes guys that like Fish that actually eat
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
See, now is that so bad?
...and lost the use of his right hand so...
I never knew you were into breasts. Thought you were a leg man.
Oh, that would be wonderful.
- How you doing? - Good.
Their last date they were on the couch...
Then that's it. That's the end of that.
I saw her last week. She looked healthy and peaceful but she knew.
- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster.
...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate.
Stop it, George. Get out. Get out! I never wanna see you again.
George, please.
You know that Linda McCartney had some big breasts
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
Agents who’ve seen me in a swimsuit:
What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?
Bass, Jerry.
- He can't go left? - No.
Oh it’s real, and it’s spectacular
Well, I suppose I could make a copy of it.