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the time I brought in deer jerky for the whole office.
That is so stupid. What if he gives it to you?
Please sit yourself down. Let me ask you something.
we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders.
I even come in on holidays.
I just don't understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened.
I'll be there this afternoon for performance reviews.
Did not. Jan, have you ever had deer?
Well, obviously, this one got stuck in the box.
She missed you.
Just 'cause that you work together and it might be awkward.
No, no, no. I finished all that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast.
Also, I have never missed a day due to illness,
Are you wearing a new perfume today?
Sure.
My boss is coming in today.
I'm certainly not gonna discuss it with you.
But then she goes on to say, That will be our only topic of discussion.
Great. Very good.
Michael, it's Jan. I guess I missed you.
Hi, Jan. How are you? Hi, Michael. I'm good. How are you?
You need to shower everyday
Would you please tell Michael that I'm here?
No. It's a delicacy.
I did the youth beauty pageant circuit and I enjoyed that quite a bit.
Yeah... What? All right. Next suggestion.
Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
Hey, it's 12:20. Where the hell's Dwight?
I'm actually going to be asking for a pay decrease
No, we won't be discussing that, Michael.
So just let me know what you're doing tomorrow,
The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation.
Let me bring up one word. Dedication.
But I just am not in a place right now where I'm looking for a relationship.
No, thank you.
even when I had walking pneumonia.