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Well, okay. What? Never? As in never, ever, ever?
Hello. To what do I owe this pleasure?
Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay?
I can't... I don't understand why you're so upset.
sample some deer, and talk about my raise.
Today is thursday But Chris thinks it's friday
Pam, can I see you in my office?
I really enjoy being judged
Don't you mean constructive criticism?
Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm interrupting. Oh, God.
All right.
Oh, well...
It's all about my bonus.
Well, you're wearing it at the office, and...
Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.
Wait, wait, one thing.
and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way.
No, I mean doing that with Michael.
I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!
All right. Period.
Good to see you.
I am ready for my performance review.
Opportunity missed...
Maybe there's prizes.
Hello? Everybody? Yeah, attention, please.
Words
Oh, Michael, for God's sakes.
“That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words”
Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask,
No, no, no, come... I just want to know why.
Well, I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.
Getting ready for my call with General Dynamics
Can I ask you a question? No.
Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?
So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
That's a serious offense. That is a serious offense.
And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.
I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.
LET'S DO YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW
Great. What do you want, Dwight?
and I never have, and I never will.