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i don't know where you people get off
my family and friends are going to die.
all right, seriously, you guys,
have a good day !
surrender your plunder
your little brother's run away from home !
yeah, maybe we should think about this.
( fog horn bellowing )
well, there's really not that many of us.
we found them adrift in a life boat, sir.
"your life of boredom is at an end
the fuck are you pirates doing ?!
uh, goddamn it, people.
but, guys, g-i-n-g-e-r's
the whole world has used somalia
every day i dream that i can go to school,
you guys cannot leave the pirate club now !
all hands on deck !"
just make the boat go that way, kind of.
you five boys are all booked through
it's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
( school bell ringing )
is the crew okay ?
the pirates' life isn't a life of fun and adventure.
i'll even help pay for your ticket !
a life without rules, without homework and chores !
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
on the phone.
there's sure to be lots of bootys out here !
i helped convince him to go !
clear-blue water with skull islands.
le light saber terrible !
that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !
my father was killed trying to find food for us.
"i was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.
it isn't safe.
and let us get out of here.
* somalian pirates we
well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish.
* somalian pirates
this is water in a dixie cup !
i mean, i mean, look, look at this guy ?!
i'm the captain of this outfit !
nice ! * with a yo ho ho
* and meet some friends of mine *
* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *
you guys-- the fuck ?!
to be a pirate ?!"