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Katya!
No, that side's too low.
Ransom us. Awesome.
Okay, this is it.
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh.
Well, being a spy makes you crazy.
Let's see, after I pulled you out of that shit heap of a plane...
Pirate fortress.
So let's just play it by ear, see where the afternoon takes us.
Wait a minute. Is this a ruse?
No! BARRY: Whoo!
Now I don't feel bad for killing them.
No idea why I said that.
Over here! Hey! No, no, no, quit waving. Get down.
Well, keep at it. Oh, and, hey, did we cross the international date line?
Holy shit. Did you just see that?
Just because.
Uncuff me, you idiot. Holy God, if we overshot our chance to refuel...
Okay, I'm setting the autopilot.
Say something before they change their minds.
Don't say "rape."
...but before I gave you CPR and bandaged your head.
Is there a naval base there or...? Not exactly. It's more of a, uh--
Like a big, beautiful, no-limit unicorn.
Which apparently, yes, you did say the word "pirate," followed by the word--
Nobody's gonna touch that?
Compared to rape, which seems like a thing pirates would do.
Who speaks English? Let me see some hands.
Omicron Spymaster
It doesn't know how to find the only airstrip within a thousand miles...