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Whose fiancee was murdered in front of his very eyes.
Not now, Jerkins!
As you can imagine. Yeah, this good to hear.
And even more unclear on who you are.
I kill you.
Me? No, I'm-- Rich man.
Looks like an airplane had a baby with a boat. Yeah, I know what a seaplane is.
What the--? What the holy--? What in holy hell are you doing?
Well name-calling's not gonna get us--
Wow. Way more than I thought.
No, he didn't. What's wrong with you?
Call your mother, get big, big money! Awesome.
You don't want that either.
It doesn't. Raft's pretty bobby.
What is--? What am I seeing?
RILEY: Damn it. There goes number two.
I think you mean "premature."
Seriously, what the hell, Riley? I didn't know you were making a move.
Sheesh. Rather get shot with a flare. Man up. Talk to your mother.
If you kill the old captain, you become the new captain.
This from million-dollar yacht.
RILEY: Looks like they're surrendering. Why?
Don't you wanna get rescued? Yeah, but those could be pirates.
See? This is why I like to keep it loose.
The what?
Ought to call it a Y ration, as in, "Hey, this tastes like cat shit."
Pee in your pants. Yeah, wrong number.