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Last week, the handicapped seat on the bus was taken,
What? You really think I'd get involved with football games
Like who's the guy with the football ball?
Sign with me, and you're gonna make millions.
Don't look in there. Don't look in there. It's all craps.
All thanks and praise goes to God. He really won this one for us.
Check this out.
I met Mickey and Donald outside Thunder Mountain.
- Yee-hoo! - Yee-hoo!
- It's his knee. - Doc?
God's mildly autistic.
What? I thought, "find God" was a code word.
Now, I see some elements of red rover with a little bit of spud mixed in.
This is ridiculous?
- It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. - Just don't do that!
Just write a joke.
.
On which we used to rely?
Maybe.
I'm sorry I dragged you around the world looking for God.
Yeah, like that one where I walked into the bank,
Look, you guys have been following me around all day
So are you also the god of gift baskets?
Oh, well, wait, wait now. I mean, you could just pick us up after...
- Liftoff. - Whee.
- Yeah. Then we hit the tables. - I'm already down 30 bucks.
It's just... It's Belichick. I don't like him.
Not even at home. Be grateful!
and introduce human foibles into their situations.
#what #snoring #goodmorning #surprise Bonnie says twerking start line
How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?
Peter, that's ridiculous.
leave football alone. It's all we got.
to stop messing with the Patriots!
Ah, so you admit it!
Wow. So, you know him?
I guess it was a huge waste of time.
And your mommy said that she'll be able to Skype at 8:30