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I can't wait to tell all the guys back at The Clam.
He needs medical attention.
But then Daddy got frustrated because he couldn't find it.
- Cleveland? - Hey, fellas.
#nine #six #ten #seven
Anyway, that's our story about the splendid source of all dirty jokes.
Tucker heard it from Bender on Futurama, oddly enough.
"P.S. Your vagina is in the sink."
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, what happened to your friend?
Brockman heard it from bob from Belcher oddly enough
or surgery from a female doctor?
that someone does not want us to learn the origin of that joke.
We have a best man giving a toast at a wedding and he is just bombing.
- The dean of what? - The Dean of the Secret Order...
The one where the blind man walks by the fish market and says:
Don't you dare. I'll push you into traffic.
or eat a raw slice of Anderson Cooper's ass?
Hi, this is Peter.
So she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it in her vagina...
Well, well. It's quite clear the four of you are going to be a problem. Kill them.
- "Your vagina's in the sink." - Ha-ha-ha!
Fuck you, guys!