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Thought I'd come by and see if you have any jokes to tell. I enjoy a joke.
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Is he telling it? - Yeah.
Sure, Lois.
- Why would anybody be trying to kill us? - It might be safe to assume...
West heard it from Dr. Hartman. Hartman heard it from Angela.
I promise, my husband will have a talk with Quagmire. Won't you, Peter? Peter?
Say, ladies, I was wondering if you could tell me, what was childbirth like?
when we're tied up back to back like last time.
I should have figured.
When the guards come in to give him medical attention, we'll jump him.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 5 = 1200
- Aah! What the hell? - Hey, help! Help!
Lucky there's a family guy
Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
goes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine.
Is there some joke area of a beaver eating a woodpecker?
He could be the source of the dirty joke.
Anyway, if Sheila was a road sign, it would read, "Open trench."
Peter, you win. I won't tell the joke anymore.
All right. Let's hurry up and find a way out.
Well, I suppose if I have your word that this won't happen again...
Hey, there he is. Sal!
He hasn't changed a bit, didn't grab one check.
And he's left her a note that says, "Thank you for a lovely evening.
- Oh, hey. What size shoes is you all? - We're not here to bowl.
Lenny for opal opal from burns burns heard it from Brockman
Look, you blade, tell us who you heard it from.
Well, maybe it is, but Peter's got the best one ever written right there.
Peter!
Oh god, I crapped my pants!