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Oh, what the hell, so am I.
and Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.
I took them off and hummed them at the wall...
From this room, we can see the entire world's joke supply.
Hi there. What can I do for you gentlemen?
Hey, Quagmire, you got Chris suspended from school...
See, the March of Dimes wanted this air time...
Well, yeah, but how would anyone do that?
to talk about cancer kids or something, but I was like, "No way, monkey scratch."
You drove us to Virginia?
No, don't! All the money goes to my bitch ex-wife!
So the gym teacher says, "How'd you get the two black eyes?"
Permission to go to the bride-is-a-whore file.
Shut the fuck up. So she puts the liverwurst in her vagina...
Peter!
We enjoy each other's company.
Quagmire, shut up. We're here.
Sign me up for Cooper.
that joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
Attention, student body.
- Wow. - Like, minor surgery?