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Penny, you face failure on a daily basis.
Oh, yeah? What does that look like?
- Did I say Mars Rover? - You did.
...I want you to know I went to the FBI and retracted my statement.
Ha, ha.
I see. Well, it's good to know when I need you guys...
I'll reprogram Howard.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I did mention the Mars Rover incident to that FBI agent...
And now it's yours.
Forty milliliters.
- Would you please get that? - Well, of course.
O is for outstanding, which he is such.
Good.
Oh, shut up.
So I decided that the next time I meet a woman I think is attractive...
You are beautiful, you know that?
He recommended that I go see the third Matrix movie...
Sounds great.
- I'll have a Rosewater Rickey. - A what?
- Could you be a little more specific? - Ethyl alcohol.
- Excuse me? - You're having a guilt-ridden dream.
Ah. Blame President James Jimmy Carter.
I'm afraid not. Is there anything else?
Seven years.
...and I'm not.
If we're changing topics, I believe I have first dibs with capybara...
Maybe sleep has met you before.