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So, there we are, zero gravity.
- I am! - Me, too!
And Bobo and Milly lived out their days together in the Central Park Zoo.
Okay, this may come as a shock to you, Barney, but people don't like to be lied to.
- Oh, really? Did they catch the guy? - Well, he's behind bars.
Yeah, Marshall, just tell us the truth.
Great. Tell it to America. We're back in five.
Wow, monkeys are mugging people now? It really is a jungle out there.
You know how they caught him, right?
The story's better with my ending... Just... Okay?
- I am, but go on. - But I can't lie about it on national TV.
- Okay, what is going on? - All right, Robin, here's what happened.
What we're going to do is, we're going to sit you...
Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to.
I'm sorry I lied.
Okay, seriously, what is that cologne? It's intoxicating.
- Whoa! - But that's not what I'm talking about.
'Cause I saw what the monkey was doing with it,
- There was a tail on him. - There was a tail on him!
- (GUN CLICKS) - The safety's on.
(CRYING) And you're my whole world, Marshall.
You what?
Watch it. Don't get any closer.
I wasn't playing. I was working.
Ooh! That's the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash?
I can't tell.
And I can lie to you guys about it, because you're my best friends.
That's gold. But I'm gonna switch it to "putting me behind you."
Okay, you know what, let's all just relax.
- Ten seconds. - Yeah. Just the last scene.
I was just nervous. I got mugged by a monkey.
I mean, I said that I was 28, but the truth is that I'm really 31.
Okay, Marshall, now, don't be nervous.