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(STAMMERING) Guys, this is bad. I can't do this.
Oh, please. Journalists lie all the time.
But the best place, I'd have to say the moon.
Come on, you promised.
- ROBIN: Marshall. - And I...
- So, you weren't mugged by a monkey? - No, I wasn't.
All right, Ted, mike up.
What are you talking about? I thought you just interviewed the mayor.
So, what you're saying is,
Well, it never happened, okay?
Well, I guess I wasn't completely honest with you either.
it's safer not to have a gun in the home than to have one.
No. No. No. Not back in five. I wasn't mugged by a monkey.
Marshall, I apologize. Truly.
Oh! Sorry, Robin. Got bored.
OLDER TED: And that was it.
(WHISPERING) I wasn't mugged by a monkey.
Ted, baby doll, minor hurdle.
Barney, that won't work.
I think you were mugged by a monkey. You just don't want to go on Robin's show,
I'm just... I'm so curious as to what is going on underneath that sheet.
Barney, is that the three-way belt?
You know, I don't... I actually... I don't think that I should have to pay,
(LILY SCREAMING)
(MONKEY CHATTERING)
that takes up my entire living room and makes the whole place smell like glue.
Oh!
Strange, 'cause you look like you just had two vodka tonics thrown in your face.
Oh, really?
The monkey got loose.