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that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
I'm totally self-conscious.
Shouldn't you be spending the night with some girl from the show?
Do you have a light?
Barkley.
If men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women have?
I started reading your column after we met.
I take that back.
Have you got an office or anything?
Sure.
You're gonna be a star. Have I told you that enough?
I thought I had come to terms with my looks the year I turned 30...
So, where are you going now?
We've been riding the same elevator line for years...
Yeah, it was totally hot.
Derek, I would like you to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.
Marissa?
There are two types of guys that fall for beautiful women.
I think you're luminous.
Your nose.
So what am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening?
You had a good time. Okay?
A motorcycle, a juicer.
Do you mind if we just lie here?
Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation?
Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read.