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but we had to do it later for Ike because he's a...
We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize.
Pretty good man, how are you?
Well, I didn't even care about money.
They're going to chop off his wee-wee!
but we loved him all the same.
- Congratulations Mr. Mackee. You are fully recovered.
I'm making a dummy Ike doll.
Drugs are an illegal narcotic!
Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercies. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
He's been sent to his room for being a bastard.
- What do you mean? - Don't you boys know what a Bris is? They're going to circumcise him.
I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses.
- Fireman! - Oh, who the hell cares? He's not even my responsibility.
Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
- Ready Annie, kick the baby! - Don't kick the baby.
I thought it was a trash can or something.
- Just a little higher. - Mom, dad!
Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once.
I am very disappointed in you young man. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Ha ha ha. You all suck ass! Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Ah, that's weak man. You know what you need? You need a good, stiff drink.
I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up.
Uhuh forget that.
when
Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India.