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I am one with the animals, and the trees.
Nah, I don't feel any differ...
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
- Yes, Stan. - Why do dogs have cold noses?
I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train.
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Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for?
Then you realize that you're more than that, mkay? We're all just one big individual, 'kay?
- I can't believe my parents are cannibals. - What are you going to do, dude?
Dude, I asked five different people.
Dude I isn't dead he's in Ohio watching PewDiePie play Call of Duty XXL And he's watching gaming with Kev
Two-year old Canadian boy, two-year old Canadian boy...
now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis.
No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana.
- Where's the next train going? - Lincoln, Nebraska. Train leaves in five minutes.
and he's not even my real brother?
Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? My four year old needs a fix.
Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!?
- Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs:
- Now where did you leave him young man? - Ah, how the hell should I know?
- Sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?
- No, not ham you fat fuck! - Screw you! It's ham isn't it?
You're Watching Friends On NBC You're Watching South Park On Comedy Central
Ok, but first let mommy give you a kiss.
Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye.
Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth?
Leeland you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3 years go to your room and never come out until dinnertime!
Wha, oh, thanks man.
- Oh my God, make it stop! - Put it down you stupid dog!
- Dude, you better find out. - Boys, are you paying attention?
Hey man, I overheard what you said. That was cool.
Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that!