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And, Lana. Lana, I want you to know that what I said last...
Oh, my God, listen, I'm gonna clear up this Vegas thing.
So thank you, Mother, for that.
Mother? Is this...? Do you...?
My tone? Watch your tone. Don't speak to me like I'm some...
Aww, Pigley.
- What? - Because, boy, did I pull a boner...
Sterling Malory Archer, this surgery is going to work and you...
- Can you not? - No.
Good God. You'd think he was half fainting goat.
[MUTTERING IN RUSSIAN]
- This isn't, you know, um, good, but... - Excuse me.
- Hey. - I'm sorry.
...spend some time with the wee baby yoda.
ARCHER: Where's Mother?
What is "wow"? What is that?
Lana, sorry, give me one second.
Is that why you didn't even bother to see me off to surgery?
...but I'm trying to stay positive because I can beat this.
LANA: What are you, hourly? - Thanks to me...
Cyril, I don't wanna see you with an empty glass.
[ALL CHEERING]
Are you here?
[ARCHER PUNCHING BRETT]
Why are you in my...? Oh, shit.
- Costs more than that, I bet. - You...
[BABBLES]
There's so much I still wanna do.
- Yeah. So about my Vegas problem... - Yes. The Vegas problem.
- Don't worry about it, just... - Wait, we should talk about...
...mini-sweater dresses and your double-D push-up bras...
If it's not too much trouble I'd like to know if I have cancer.
- You are also shitfaced. - I can be both.