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Blah, blah, puka shells,
Excuse me?
A partnership.
- You are crazy. - Yeah, little bit.
Hey, Josh, I'll be back in just one second.
You're fired.
You could've sailed right out that door with Josh,
Okay? I-I don't know if I can trust him.
I convinced the security guard to let me go.
blah, blah, karate,
No, no, no, no, no, no.
"Oedipus needs his blanky."
I'm not a football player. Ha, ha. Okay.
and sweet and confident
♪ And no one says a word ♪
Let's get that land, okay?
about going to Raging Waters with you
(sighs)
pretending that I want to kill you,
You're 25 minutes late, and that does not happen here anymore.
just thinking about sinking into those suds!
Okay, but I-I-I have to go,
So... um, hmm.
and good for you guys for keeping it old school.
REBECCA: You know, sometimes you just got to say to the wife,
flip things around.
and he's trying to call you...
We've got an important meeting.
Wait. What...? What deadline?
♪ I mean, he's such a "character" ♪
For just one-one second, one second, in private.
- Thank you. - He's not...
- Well, I went home to shower. - Well...
Mm-hmm. Don't believe me? Happens all the time. Google it.
Oh, Rebecca, I love you.
Technically, no.
and all the fun slides and the unlimited churros.
- You did great! - Yeah.
they are gonna drop the lawsuit like a dead body.
Sorry.
It's an, it's not, no...
Hey, can we stop talking about this guy?
they would run out of room in three years.
I know. I know. I feel terrible. But...
I have to just hit the ladies room.
Except you cancelled our whole day.
and Josh Chan loves me.
I know, but I seriously don't know what came over me.
Exactly, so we own an equal amount.
that was very generous.
just reconsider, just reconsider.
(faintly): Just one sec.
I can't get fired, all right?
Read this. Read that, Perfect Plimpton.
Doople dee doop, doop, doop,
Solid wordplay. Go on.
They bought matching cardigans!
Okay, thank you.
- Oh, God! - (laughs)
I'm gonna get that 250K. Oh, yeah!
I'm super stoked for my parents to get to know us as a couple.
Our lawyers have tried to get that suit thrown out.
Oh, Darryl. (chuckles)
Nope, that's him.
"Boop-be-doop, be-doop, be-doop, be-doop, be-doop."
That goes without saying.
(smacks lips) I have to go.
Huh?
... I have, um, something to do today, so I cannot be here today,
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I'm so damn glad to be here