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Because we are gonna lose.
for a low-level position at a records management firm.
Yeah. Really, Dave.
Well, look,
if you'd like to be my guest.
doesn't know the difference
You got it. They don't call me
We don't have to go to the break room, actually.
Is there ever a good time for that, really?
of being a news director.
No.
and a young man named Gerald Ford--
And who knows?
I think they're gonna send a clear message
at the itchy red welts on your buttocks.
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, Beth, that is so sweet of you to agree to that.
No. That's just what those guys
Excuse me?
And the award for segment producer of the year
Ah. And remember, people,
Uh, not really, but, uh, Catherine asked me to go,
then Dave is gonna want me to look
Dave, they're called American
I think those people are dorky too.
No, really. I'm serious.
Marty Jackson.
I mean, he pumped iron all night long and--
I know.
Dude, you're the man.
for electronics maintenance technicians.
Now that is-- That is such a load off my mind.
What are you talkin' about? I'm tryin'--
Me? No, me.
You know, anybody that uses the word "ABSA" is just a dork.
Maybe tonight's not the best night
but this, you know.
Baker. Baker, Barker, whatever.
You're not wearing that, are you?
No, I got like five or six
of the Dead Ball Era. Mm, mm-hm?
Look, I didn't wanna say this in front of everyone--