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"Remove safety tab." Yeah, duh.
I hope they're not the kind that bite.
and stare him down like Sonny Liston.
the American Broadcasters Society Awards Banquet.
Welcome to the 32nd annual American Broadcasters
I think it's pretty obvious who he's talking about.
You really should consider the colon hydrotherapy.
Let's rock 'n' roll, people. Come on.
of another presidential football anecdote.
Maybe even Marty Jackson will win something tonight.
All right? That's a good boy.
CATHERINE: Does anyone know
Well, neither am I. Thank you very much.
all you guys get humiliated again.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] We're gonna win some ABSAs! We're gonna win--
I beg to differ.
No, it just made him try harder and harder.
that they are ant bites.
I thought you'd never ask. Would you take a look at this?
Joe's upset because he doesn't get to go.
Ah, yeah, I hear that. I-I-I hear that.
What do I gotta do? Draw you a picture?
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see somebody about that. I hear Bill's got a great guy.
I hear you. That's embarrassing.
the bites of the common red ant.
I'm conversing with a fellow broadcaster.
Coach wouldn't let him because he wasn't big enough.
I didn't even know there was a category
Yeah, what you've got there are most definitely
My stomach's much flatter
Anyway, I drew you a picture, just in case.
So, uh, probably got lost in the mail.
Excuse me, but hello.
The kid ate like a wild animal every day.
You wanna win just as much as I do.
Meaning I take my hat off, the bee flies away.
I can't stop. I mean, the doctors tell me
God, you are pathetic. I'm pathetic?
Okay, too late for that.