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You've all worked very hard, developing academic skills and general killing skills.
Answer the phone. D'oh!
That is why God created hazing.
- What is it? - Bart, I got a cassette from Mom and Dad.
If there's a penalty, just blow it and I'll come help you.
Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our ranks...
Hmm. In our 185 years, we have never had a female cadet.
What say you, men? Has this lowly maggot passed the test?
you're staying at military school.
[Straining] Geez! [Sighs]
[Straining]
I wanna quit and come home.
[Amplified] Testing.
moments before he was shot in the head.
Are you fine with that? Yeah, I'm fine with that, so stand up!
Well, it certainly was nice of you to accept Bart in the middle of a semester.
[Narrator] By 1964, experts say man will have established 12 colonies on the moon...
[Marge On Tape] Don't worry, sweetie. It's very common to be homesick...
- I've just gotta check the answering machine. - [Beeping]
just to make sure I understand the situation. [Clears Throat]
Yes, we've all heard the chant. Now fall out!
- Nothin'. - Nothin'? Doesn't look like nothin'.
I outsmarted all my enemies. Spirit of a winner, baby let me be! They say I can’t do it. Should I do it all again? All again. Sticks and stones won’t break me. I get back up and do it all again. All again.
[Choking] Military school? You lied to me!
[All Congratulating]
Lisa, if you ever wanna quit and come home...