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-Bart! Come here. -What?
I can turn it on and off like a faucet.
-No one's caught him? -One came close.
You look swell. And the house! You've done.... Whatever!
That's the babysitter. I'm Mrs. Simpson.
-They're here! -How do I look?
Ten Please
No.
-Give me the list! I can read. -All right. Goodbye.
It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon...
She keeps a filthy house and talks profanely.
He's freakishly big, though.
Waste your strength, you big, ugly catfish.
Simpson? Simpson?
-It's just that he's self-centered. -Wait!
Wise guy. Little smart aleck....
-Is it right to take advantage of him? -In these crazy times...
A real fly is more sanitary.
The most whimsical jape of the season.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
-Gee, don't quit. -All right.
...give me a...
-To who? -Those weirdos in the store!
Could you...
Not really. Someone slipped one of those novelty ice cubes...
My name's Gloria. I'm here because Johnny...