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...but I never had the nerve.
Tell my friends? All right. But I've got some funky friends.
If you want him to live, roll him onto his stomach.
-Can I be honest? -Yes.
Will the Simpsons be attending?
...hasn't been able to cut it, manwise, for some time.
I fought it for six hours. One word and I toss it back.
When he sleeps he makes chewing noises.
Marriage encounter, here I come!
Better get some gas.
-Who says that? -They do.
Oh, my fucking!
Eat him by 6:30. Back in bed by 7 with no incriminating evidence.
Why not? I paid for it.
Watercolours? Yes! Ten, please!
Grampa's an old man who trusts us.
He hangs out at a seedy bar with lowlifes.
I'm willing to put that on a certificate.
-You'll get your turn. -I'm done.
Hi! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you.
-You were wasted. -I didn't know when to say when.
A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours. It takes a weekend.
You're going fishing? I can't believe your selfishness.
Why? What did you do?